Pole Dancing — The Next Olympic Sport?

Professional Pole Dancer Michelle Stanek is quite the talent. She's also stunning.

Michelle says that she'd like to make pole dancing an Olympic sport, and we're all for it. We're so for it, in fact, that we're going to help! You know how in figure skating, they have names for all their fancy moves?

Every olympic sport needs them, so we've come up with a few ideas, based on Michelle's routine:

The Scissor Sister:

The Slide Napper:

The Lazy Doggy:

The Maypole Maker:

The Will You Just Marry Us, Please: