You know how they say when you mess with the bull you get the horns? They're not kidding. At all.

The man in this video goes from spectator to thrillseeker to victim quicker than the time it takes to say "putz." He climbs over the small fence where and into the ring with the bull, who responds with fierce precision that should once and for all make this knucklehead realize that bullfighting is not the career or choice.

Bullfighters may be the craziest people in the world, especially the ones who aren't actually bullfighters who want to go above and beyond to a level of crazy usually reserved for people who drink Tabasco sauce like they're chugging Gatorade.

Who knows what this clown will remember when and if he wakes up. Let's just hope the bull at least had the decency to knock some common sense into him so he knows not to try this again.