You know that dream where you show up to school naked? This is worse. So. Much. Worse.

A woman in Bogota, Colombia got immediate revenge on the man who tried to rob her when she forced him to take off all of his clothes in the middle of the street in the middle of the day while people looked on.

Normally, a man would be all jacked up to have a woman order him to strip down to his kibble and bits, but this Sophia Vergara-enraged type made it clear there was no fun in store for him.

She shames him for the first two minutes (and then get ready for the loud siren that plays) before he starts taking off his clothes around the 2:30 mark. The clip culminates with the man running away with his tail -- okay, his penis -- between his legs. We'd say he's going to have to save face when he tries to explain what happened, but it's not really his face he needs to be worried about.