![Runner Smacks His, Uh, Pole Right Into a Pole](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/07/Runner.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Runner Smacks His, Uh, Pole Right Into a Pole
The legs aren't the only place this runner is going to feel it after he finishes.
A man competing in a race got an unwelcome surprise when he ran right into a course marker. That's an octave-raising moment if ever there was one.
It looks like he's trying to get back to running, but, come on, buddy -- you need to take a moment to put your kibbles and bits back in place.
Our recommendation for this guy? Get a treadmill. Your genitals will thank you for it.
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