This woman went to the store and tried to bring it home with her.

A woman was recently caught shoplifting -- but not just any woman. No, the woman of the hour here hid the merchandise inside her clothing so well that drug mules could learn a thing or two about how to smuggle.

Just look how much she took. The store where she went on her five-fingered discount binge will probably need to hire an extra person just to do inventory for all the items she took. We haven't seen someone fill up a cart so fast since Black Friday.

We'd have to say that no one should ever believe this woman when she says she's just going to run in and out of a store while running errands because anyone hauling this much stuff attached to her thighs and waist isn't going to be able to run anywhere without spilling all of aisle seven before even reaching the parking lot.