‘SNL’ Thinks Guys Want To Have Sex With Themselves [VIDEO]

Saturday Night Live has done a fantastic job over the years of lampooning popular commercials. Recently, SNL took aim at the ridiculous Lincoln Financial ads where men coming face-to-face with their future self. Apparently, the writers of SNL are under the impression that given the opportunity, the first thing a guy would do when face to face with his future self is to have sex with him. This is 100% incorrect. That is the last thing the average guy would do.The first thing any guy would do is ask his future self if he is still stuck in the same crap job. He'd then ask if he is still married then he'd probably rattle off a couple questions about favorite teams, financial investments, if the discoloration in the shape of a avocado on his man-sack ever went away and if NBC Thursday ever again becomes "Must See" TV. There would probably be a bunch of other questions depending on time constraints. Only when all those inquiries are answered would a guy consider going down on himself.

"Wait, wait, don't unzip. One other question about NBC. Oh man, that spot has gotten bigger. That can't be good."