Stanley Silverback — Hot Mess of the Day

Name:  Stanley Silverback

Location: Sarasota, FL

Occupation: Retired

Hobbies: Summer skiing, dining al fresco, monkeyin' around, cuddling.

5 Things he Can’t Live Without: Conditioner, tall trees (for swingin'), season pass to the Florida State Zoo, cut-off tshirts, and Gorilla Glue.

Skills: Cleaning up spills with his patented 'tuck-n-roll' technique, saving on paper towels, reflecting sunlight, staying warm, de-tangling, and clearing a bench.

His Motto: “I'll give Jane Goodall a run for her money."

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