Tuin The Pink — Hot Mess of the Day

Occupation: Unendorsed High school baseball mascot and guardian of nightmares

Hobbies: Causing foul balls, clearing stadiums, costume design.

3 Things He Can’t Live Without: Pink lycra, fetlife.com, forgiveness.

Skills: Trapping, making smoothies, and charming the ladies.

His Motto: “...And one in the stink!"