Is your girlfriend nagging you about the "M" word?  Has she left bridal magazines lying around the apartment, or told you how wonderful she looks in the color white?  We know how annoying this is, and we're here to help you bide some time.  Make her watch this compilation of wedding fails a couple times. It's sure to make any bride nervous about walking down the aisle.

After all, the thought of you dropping your pants at the alter on the most important day of her life will make her think twice before asking you to look at rings in the jewelry store at the mall.