Get Wood — Bow Ties Made of Lumber
These wooden bow ties from Two Guys bow ties make complete sense. It's a finely crafted piece of wood replacing the hard-to-tie fabric ties of your Grandpappy. They use only the highest quality, hard to find lumber, fabrics and leathers. Just like your Grandpappy. These wooden bow ties will last you forever. Just like your...oh..sorry.
Two Guys bow ties offers a ton of different styles and will even create custom ties.
We'll be honest -- we're too old for clip-on bow ties but refuse to learn how to tie a proper bow tie. The last time we tried to tie something around our neck we ended up on HBO's Real Sex series.