Yesenia Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Today's SuicideGirl is Yesenia, a 27-year-old from Florida who gets hot when she sees a guy with messy hair and calls Larry David a personal hero. Pretttty, pretty good.
NAME: Yesenia Suicide
OCCUPATION: Cicerone Certified Beer Server, Suicide Girl, artist.
CURRENT CRUSH: My girlfriend, Praesepe Suicide.
BODY MODS: 8 tats and a few piercings.
HEROES: Larry David
GETS ME HOT: Educated men with messy hair that smell good.
FAVORITE POSITION: Hmmm....
FANTASY: A logical world.
MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: When I lost my faith and realized how "real" life is, and how "real" death is.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY: To a guy who lives on a sailboat.
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.
INTO: The simple things in life.
NOT INTO: Spiders and stamp collecting.
MAKES ME HAPPY: Good stories, thunderstorms, banjos, historic places, craft beer.
MAKES ME SAD: Pollution, war, poor education, selfishness and bad manners.
HOBBIES: traveling, painting, storm chasing.
5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Passport, rose water, books, my eye sight and warmth.