We have slaved and debated over countless beautiful women, and we have finally come to a conclusion: there are no losers in our list of the top 100 Hottest Women of 2014. With the dawning of a new year, there are many things to look forward to, and we can expect most of these women to be at the forefront of their respective areas of expertise. But more importantly, we are pretty sure most of us will be ogling over these vixens the entire way. Whether you're a rock goddess, model, celebrity, R&B singer, an indie up-and-comer, movie actress or even a veteran adult film star, having the look can help get you far.
Some of these girls may look homely to you, even virginal. A few of these ladies might be of the down-and-dirty variety. But the fact remains the same - remember these names as we proceed through 2014. We believe that this list has something to mesmerize everyone. And while some of you might look at a few particular entries and dismiss our choices, we're sure than there will be others who will appreciate the same women, because every person has different preferences in terms of beauty and talent.
There are millions of beautiful women throughout the world, and we may have had to cut some of your absolute favorites in order to reach a definitive list. But we assure you that each of these women have an incredible talent or feature which warranted their ranking. It doesn't matter if it was for their athletic prowess, musical accolades, modeling tenure, movie roles or simply because they released a sex tape. These women are here because they somehow earned our attention, and their beauty has captivated us ever since.
So let's block off some traffic, run some red lights and let this parade of hotness commence!
Heidi Shepherd & Carla Harvey
Heidi Shepherd and Carla Harvey start off the 100 Hottest Women of 2014 due to this beautiful duo headlining their metal band, the Butcher Babies. Their shock-rock, Neo-Thrash style of metal can be attributed to the likes of Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Wendy O. Williams, Joan Jett, slasher films and numerous comic books. These twisted songbirds prove that they can party just as hard as their male cohorts. And for all you fanboys out there, we'll drop an interesting tidbit: before singing for the Butcher Babies, Carla filmed a softcore video collection. Enjoy your evening.
Who knew that a SuicideGirl could make us feel so alive? Kemper's lovely ink consists of various beautiful flowers, mythological creatures and even R2D2. And we assure you, that's a droid you'll be looking for. Outside her Suicidal ventures, you might recognize her in an infamous picture modeling a certain uber-tight R2D2 dress that has become quite popular over the internet. Kemper mainly works as an Los Angeles-based model and is a bonafide dog-lover. But one glimpse of her puppies will make you wish she walked them around without the leashes on.
You guys might remember the perfect Paula Patton as the female lead in 'Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol' and as the assistant district attorney on 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'. This past December, Paula was announced as a cast member for the upcoming 'Warcraft' film, which will be coming out sometime in 2016. Until then, WoW players around the world will be patiently waiting to see what kind of role Ms. Patton will be portraying. Whether she will be decked out in Alliance armor or playing the hottest female Orc of all time, Paula Patton is one Azerothian that will have many guard towers erected in her name.
Mariqueen Maandig may not be a household name, but many Niners know her well. She is currently married to the talented Trent Reznor. While she has been getting Nine Inch Nails dug into her back, this Filipino queen of rock has also been working on a musical career of her own. About 10 years ago, Mariqueen was the lead vocalist for the band, West Indian Girl. Currently, she's been working with her husband and regular NIN-collaborator Atticus Ross in their new band, How to Destroy Angels.
Suelyn Medeiros is a relative newcomer on the scene. But over the past few years, she has been booked for numerous music videos, photo shoots and walk-on movie roles. Much of her recent, newfound popularity can be attributed to her Hilton/Kardashian method of getting her foot in the door - a sextape. We're always privy to sextapes and Brazilian behinds, but unfortunately Miss Medeiros is currently claimed by the G-Unit front man, 50 Cent.
Five entries into the Hottest Women of 2014 is Miranda Lambert, who has been tearing apart the country music scene over the past decade. While Jewel Kilcher has been slowly fading off of our radar over the years in terms of being a country hottie, Miranda has taken up the acoustic torch. Read us our Miranda Rights, because Ms. Lambert has left us remaining silent in terms of her awe. Her fourth studio album, Four the Record, was extremely well-received, featuring hits such as "Over You" and "Baggage Claim". But we speak for a lot of people when we say that we'd much rather see her over us on all fours with the bags on full display.
Irina Voronina is another newcomer on our radar, but she's a veteran beauty. Our sultry Soviet was a Playmate of the month nearly 13 years ago, but she has established herself as an ageless dime ever since. Ms. Voronina has made quite a few appearances in Playboy since her original Stateside debut. This Moscow minx can be found in the following movies: 'Balls of Fury', 'Epic Movie', 'Reno 911: Miami' and 'Piranha 3DD'. Ms. Voronina may have filled out her movie career with 3-5 lackluster C-list roles, but this brabuster also filled out at the perfect size of 35C. It might be always cold Siberia, but Irina Voronina reminds us that it can also get quite hot.
There is just something about metal songstresses that we find quite appealing, and Jill Janus is no exception. Jill's rose the ranks of the underground when she joined with a band named Professor to form their current band, Huntress. Jill's angry emotions and witch-like mystique atop her hot body has helped Huntress become an indie success; and performing in see-through shirts doesn't hurt, either. Huntress is currently touring across Europe as the opening act for Lamb of God. But while she's gone, Jill's name is going to be permanently etched into our own Rock and Roll Rack of Fame.
We're all about women with personality, and Azealia Banks certainly has it. Now that Eminem has started to throttle down on verbally attacking people, Ms. Banks has continued in his footsteps. Azealea feuded with the likes of Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Perez Hilton, Nicki Minaj, Lilly Allen, Pharrell and even her own managers and producers. Be on the lookout for Azealia's official debut album, Broke with Expensive Tastes, coming out in March. Hell has no fury like a woman scorned, but Azealia Banks is starting off her year scorchin'.
Ah, Tila Tequila. How we loathe and love you so much. It seems like for every event in Tila's life that we genuinely feel bad for (like getting bottles thrown at her during the Insane Clown Posse festival, her show being cancelled and losing her court cases to Shawne Merriman of the Buffalo Bills), she gives us reasons to not feel bad (such as dressing as Hitler, taking pictures in front of Auschwitz and vocally advocating his ability to rally his country). Despite the bumpy ride Tila's life has been going through, we simply can't get enough of a Vietnamese woman with bra-bumps like that. More importantly, Tila has earned a spot on this list due to her finally biting the bullet this past December and doing what we all expected her to eventually do: film a professionally done sex tape and sell it on the internet.