Kemper Suicide

We have debated over countless beautiful women, and we have finally come to a conclusion: there are no losers in our list of the 100 Hottest Women of 2014.

This morning, we featured Kemper as our SuicideGirl of the day. Then, 9Gag discovered her gorgeous Star Wars geekiness, causing millions of fanboy faces to match the color of her hair.

Meet Kemper, a SuicideGirl who spends most of her free time searching for the "mythical clitoris". Can we join the search party?

The force is strong...in our naughty places. Meet Bob and Kemper of the always fascinatingly stunning SuicideGirls. All geeked out in R2D2 bathing suits for those ridiculously hot Tatooine nights. Bob Suicide explains that her stats are "Strength 105, Agility 75, Stamina 99, Intellect 32, Spirit 40, Armor 150 and Health 2169" and that her personal hero is Nightcrawler...

Introducing Kemper, a SuicideGirl who gets sick of people easily, looks up to Wonder Woman and loves sharks as much as she loves puppies. Now those are two very different types of pets.