Danny Gallagher is a freelance writer, reporter, humorist and all around nice guy living in Texas who is a regular contributor to TheFW and has also contributed features, essays and stories to Maxim, GameTrailers, Aol, TruTV's "Dumb As a Blog," Cracked, Mental Floss, CBS' "Mancave Daily and Spike. He also likes puppies and cookies. He can be found on the web at www.dannygallagher.net and on Twitter @thisisdannyg.
‘You Can Touch My Boobies’ Won’t Get Out of Our Hands…Um…Head
Every guy remembers the sheer torture of being a young man blossoming into puberty. The body and mind were slaves to the uncontrolled hormones. Plus there was no internet!
10 Must Play Pinball Machines For Guys
The neighborhood video arcade may have fallen into the black hole of progress along with frosted hair tips, acid washed jeans and health care with reasonable co-pays, but the people who long to see its mixed aurora borealis of pixelated lights and neon signs are not going anywhere.
Is Jenny McCarthy Going to Pose For Playboy Again?
Jenny McCarthy's career may not be as hot since she starring in flops like 'BASEketball' and 'Dirty Love.' In fact, it may have outright cooled because of her stances against vaccinating babies against easily treatable diseases. Any red-blooded male, however, can see she's still hot enough to fill out a Playboy pictorial -- assuming they haven't gone blind since they first saw her.
‘Brentalfloss’ Discusses His Music, Beethoven and The Genius of the Mega Man III Theme [Interview]
It might look easy to do what comic musician, composer and video game lyricist Brent Black does for his fans by adding lyrics to instrumental video game songs and soundtracks. He just makes it look easy.
Check Out this Ferrari That Runs Like a Bicycle — Because It Is a Bicycle
Bicycles are great way to get exercise and get around town without maxing out what's left of our gas card. They don't come in very handy when you're trying to pick up hot chicks on the weekend unless your goal is to show them that sense of humor they always say they want in a man.
Will The New Porsche 960 Have Four-Doors?
Auto makers like Porsche usually cater to the swinging single guy. Their target audience is the car owner who only wants enough room for a massive, gas guzzling engine inside a tight carbon fiber body with only two seats: one for him and one for a very shapely lady, with enough "head room," if you know what we mean...
Harley-Davidson To Restore and Return Tsunami Survivor’s Bike
Parts of Japan are still reeling from the massive earthquake and tsunami that decimated the nation's northern coast in 2011. Thousands were killed and even more left injured and homeless by the natural disasters and ensuing fires. The tragic event also sent an untold number of personal possessions drifting across the oceans, some of which are just now reaching other shores...
Spanish Man Takes Lightning Strike To Crotch
The National Weather Service estimates that every year, you have a 1/1,000,000th chance of being struck by a bolt of lightning. We'd like to know what the odds are of being hit by a bolt of lightning in the crotch. Normally, we don't sit around all day thinking about the numeric probability of losing a game of "Roshambo" with Mother Nature...
Oregon Eatery Caters To Stoners With Pot-Infused Food
Marijuana is slowly becoming slightly less unacceptable.
7 Things You Should Know About the Kentucky Derby
One of the sporting world’s most anticipated events is the Kentucky Derby, set to open its gates this Saturday for the 138th running of the classic race, making it the oldest sporting event in American sports history.
‘Leisure Suit Larry’ Creator Discusses the Return of Everyone’s Favorite Pixelated Perv [INTERVIEW]
Al Lowe, the writer, creator and programmer of the very funny and sexy ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ computer games, has a deep reverence and respect for the graphic adventure games he helped create almost 25 years ago.
Sofia Vergara Almost Naked in GQ — It’s Only a Matter of Time Boys!
Sophia Vergara, the eye-delicious star of 'Modern Family', posed for a series of very provocative pictures in the latest issue of GQ Mexico. Actually, the term "very provocative" implies that the photos leave something to the imagination.
New Passenger Plane Can Take You Around the Globe or Out of It
Since most of us couldn't make it passed the weigh-in portion of the astronaut entrance exam, buying a ticket to space is probably the next best thing.
Gwyneth Paltrow Can’t Name One Sexual Position
Gwyneth Paltrow, Zoe Saldana and Sarah Silverman all appear on the upcoming Lifetime ladies yap fest 'The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet.' The host, who is not hard too look at, asks a question that none of stars were too shy to answer: what is your favorite sexual position?
Chinese Government Calls Bejing Auto Show ‘Too Sexy’
Booth babes and car shows go together like booth babes and every other trade show in the world that features the newest stuff that people care to stare at in giant auditoriums.
Liz Avery Lets Everyone Know Where She Likes to Be Kissed
Model Liz Avery provided some very interesting poses, and information, in her latest interview and spread for Men's Fitness.
Discovery Channel Show Crashes 727 On Purpose
Fortunately, no one was injured in this 727 crash, done purposely for a TV show on the Discovery Channel.
Stacy Keibler Gives Us A Sneak Peek of Her Men’s Fitness Cover Shoot
It's been a long time since Men's Fitness put a woman on the cover of their magazine. Seeing this former WWE starlet more than makes up for that.
Awesome Bulldozer Becomes Even Awesomer Landmine Destroyer
Bulldozers are one of the few vehicles that don't need trinkets and gadgets to become more awesome. They already are. However, a Japanese heavy equipment company somehow found a way to break through the dirt digger's natural awesomeness.
You Couldn’t Afford These Classic Cars Even ‘With God’s Help’
Nothing produces more wide eyes and hanging jaws for guys than a quality vintage car. That's assuming that naked women and busty lesbians aren't in them because combining the two could cause a hormone surge that would destroy the Earth. It's a better way to go than stupid global warming.