Don't You Hate When a Snake Ends Up in Your Christmas Tree?Don't You Hate When a Snake Ends Up in Your Christmas Tree?Here's a Christmas ornament no one wants.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses Will Help You Achieve Singlehood #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses Will Help You Achieve Singlehood All I want for Christmas is you...to not be in my life anymore.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
McDonald's Holiday Cups Are Now Hilariously RisqueMcDonald's Holiday Cups Are Now Hilariously RisqueWould you like a side of rear end with your coffee?Staff WriterStaff Writer
14 Perfect Captions for This Hammered Santa Claus14 Perfect Captions for This Hammered Santa ClausLooks like Santa's been a wee bit naughty.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Watch Ultra-Cool Santa Play Flaming Bagpipes on a UnicycleWatch Ultra-Cool Santa Play Flaming Bagpipes on a UnicycleIf Santa's sleigh breaks down, he will have an alternate mode of transportation.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Science Says This Is the Date Most People Break UpScience Says This Is the Date Most People Break UpYour holiday plans may be changing soon.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Cold-Hearted Santa Tells Boy to Lay Off Burgers and Fries Cold-Hearted Santa Tells Boy to Lay Off Burgers and Fries Santa Claus has wound up on his own naughty list.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
These 3 Tips Will Help You Rule the Office Holiday PartyThese 3 Tips Will Help You Rule the Office Holiday Party'Tis the season to come out of your cubicle and blow off some steam.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Nordstrom Is Selling $85 Rocks If You Want to Waste MoneyNordstrom Is Selling $85 Rocks If You Want to Waste MoneyNordstrom Rack has given way to Nordstrom rock.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Canadian Black Friday Is the Most Cordial Thing EverCanadian Black Friday Is the Most Cordial Thing EverShoppers can get pretty crazy on Black Friday here in the States, but that kind of behavior is as foreign to our neighbors up north as winters with only four layers to keep warm.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Girl Lands On Naughty List After Learning Santa Ain't RealGirl Lands On Naughty List After Learning Santa Ain't RealThis little girl did not handle it well when she learned Santa Claus isn't real.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Peeing Santa Sweater May Not Be Ideal for KindergartenerPeeing Santa Sweater May Not Be Ideal for KindergartenerThere's a time and place for people to wear one of those ugly holiday sweaters that have become so popular in recent years.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
This Woman Thinks It's Okay to Hang Santa From a NooseThis Woman Thinks It's Okay to Hang Santa From a NooseIt's the most wonderful time of the year...for the most cold-hearted people around.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Hipster Santa Is Way Too Cool for This Christmas StuffHipster Santa Is Way Too Cool for This Christmas StuffOn Prancer! On Dasher! On Blitzen in your reindeer-pulled ten-speed.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Yule Log Comes With a Screaming Married Couple BonusYule Log Comes With a Screaming Married Couple BonusAh, the Yule log. It's almost as much of a Christmas tradition as, say, family yelling.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz