What Exactly Is That Red Juice in Your Package of Steak?What Exactly Is That Red Juice in Your Package of Steak?Surprise -- it's not blood.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Pizza Hut Now Lets You Order With Your ShoesPizza Hut Now Lets You Order With Your ShoesHere's great news for anyone to lazy to get out of their chair to get food.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
The Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry PizzaThe Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry PizzaCan't we just let a pizza be a pizza?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Enormous 2-Foot-Long Pizza Slice Redefines FillingEnormous 2-Foot-Long Pizza Slice Redefines FillingYour eyes may be bigger than your stomach when you look at this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Where Can You Find America's Favorite Hamburger?Where Can You Find America's Favorite Hamburger?This chain is putting the "five" in "five stars."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
McDonald's Holiday Cups Are Now Hilariously RisqueMcDonald's Holiday Cups Are Now Hilariously RisqueWould you like a side of rear end with your coffee?Staff WriterStaff Writer
Pizza ATM Is the Invention America Peppero-NeedsPizza ATM Is the Invention America Peppero-NeedsPizza is already a beloved food, but it's about to go to a whole new level of adoration.Staff WriterStaff Writer
People Had a Craptastic Reaction to Denny's New Poop MascotPeople Had a Craptastic Reaction to Denny's New Poop MascotDenny's new mascot is turning almost as many heads as it is stomachs.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Guy Orders McDonald’s Cheeseburger…With No Toppings, Bun or MeatGuy Orders McDonald’s Cheeseburger…With No Toppings, Bun or Meat"Hi, I'd like a cheeseburger. Please hold just about everything."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
McDonald's Big Mac ATM Is a Humanless Food ExperimentMcDonald's Big Mac ATM Is a Humanless Food ExperimentMcDonald's is taking a big step in the evolution of fast food.Staff WriterStaff Writer
New Girl Scout Cookie Cereal Will Make Breakfast Great AgainNew Girl Scout Cookie Cereal Will Make Breakfast Great AgainGirl Scout cookies are no longer just a delicious, can't-stop-going-back-for-more treat.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Pizza Hut's Playable DJ Box Will Have You Eating and DancingPizza Hut's Playable DJ Box Will Have You Eating and DancingFor such a simple food, the advances in pizza never seem to end.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Stove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Eat Like a PigStove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Eat Like a PigWorried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It's a Whole Bunch of YuckCandy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It's a Whole Bunch of YuckOkay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
McDonald's Drive-Thru Robber Wedges Through Window, Helps HerselfMcDonald's Drive-Thru Robber Wedges Through Window, Helps HerselfGo ahead -- get your Hamburglar jokes ready.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Stove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Eat Like a PigStove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Eat Like a PigWorried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Dunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the JobDunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the JobAmerica runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
The Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry PizzaThe Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry PizzaCan't we just let a pizza be a pizza?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
News Anchor Vomits After Eating World's Hottest ChipNews Anchor Vomits After Eating World's Hottest ChipIf you can't stand the heat, get out of the studio.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It's a Whole Bunch of YuckCandy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It's a Whole Bunch of YuckOkay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz