Caviar Vending Machines Are a Thing Now

Is the office snack machine getting a little tired with its paltry selection of cheesy doodles and walnut-dusted M&Ms? Perhaps you should approach human resources with the idea of securing the company its very own caviar vending machine. Oh they are real and they are classy.

A caviar vending machine popped up recently at a mall in Camden, NJ Beverly Hills, California. Beverly Hills of all places! Whodda thunk it!

Beverly Hills Caviar has set up the luxury snack food vending machine at the Burbank Town Center Mall, which also dispenses all the accoutrements one needs for a gold-gilded, midnight snack. Think caviar, truffles, escargot, blinis, bottarga (fish egg sacks), oils, Mother of Pearl plates and spoons, gift boxes and gourmet salts.

Does anyone have a crisp hundred dollar bill? This machine won't take our folded bill. No? Fine, we'll just get Arby's in the food court.