Danica Patrick is Dating Someone Not Named You

Danica Patrick didn't even wait for the engine to cool on her divorce before announcing she's riding shotgun with another fella and we're also curious how many car references we can work into this lead paragraph KILL THE MOTOR!

Danica Patrick is doing laps in the bedroom with NASCAR driver Ricky Stenhouse Jr. who is five years younger which seems to be of interest to no one. What does make this whole relationship interesting is that the two will compete against each other on the tracks of NASCAR. Dare we say the new "Shake and Bake"?

Here are more photos of Danica that have nothing to do with racing. If you'll excuse me, my hand is making a pit stop into my pants. Pass the motor oil.

Stop touching your dipstick.