AFTERNOON BULLETIN: Google Image Searching ‘Pizza Box’ is Fun

It all started this morning, when I sent a link to our Managing Editor Chris with the above picture of the best pizza box of all time. Chris suggested that I find more funny pizza boxes, and I scoffed. Then I googled.

Let's pretend you're my boyfriend for a second. Also let's pretend that isn't the saddest sentence, ever.

Me: " Man, Pizza is delicious. We should eat some for dinner tonight. How about it, babe? It's been a hard week. What kind of pizza are YOU in the mood for tonight?"

Inappropriately Personal Pan Pizza?

Blatant Copyright Infringement Pizza?

Rape-Encouraging Pizza?

Depressing, Shame Spiral-Inducing Pizza?

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Pizza? (The ellipses is my favorite part.)

Panic Attack Pizza?

But seriously, work is over and I'm going to get some pizza. Seacrest out.