Aging Gracefully – Hot Mess of the Day

Name: No names! I think I'm being watched.

Occupation: Retired

Interests: Surveillance equipment, end of the world, tattoos, bath time, Country Fried Chicken Buffet, Animal Planet.

Hobbies: Shooting things, trapping, DYI crafts, being a bad ass, sleuthing, camouflaging, playing Battleship in the tub.

What I'm doing with my life: Making awesome inventions to sell on eBay so I'll have enough money to build a bunker to camp out in when the zombies attack. And playing with my rubber ducky.

5 things I can't live without: Binoculars, sniper scope, bar soap, canned food, BUBBLES! ... Everything else is obsolete.

The first thing people notice about me: My binoculars. Then they see me staring at them through my binoculars.

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