Man Gets Arrested for Driving Naked While Petting the Old Walrus

There is a time and place for everything in life and fortunately that includes getting buck naked and giving the old walrus a dose of heavy petting. However, doing this while driving a car is often frowned upon.

Over the weekend, police arrested Robert Casey for allegedly, well, petting the walrus while driving. He was caught in his Jeep Cherokee by a tow truck driver that happened to pull up beside him, which must have been the most awkward drive down the highway ever.

The truck driver told police that "the male's hands were in his groin area moving around.” (Yep, that’s how you do it.) Casey was eventually pulled over just off Interstate 95, but it took him a little while to stop because according to officers, he was trying to get dressed first.

When police asked him why he was driving around naked, the man reportedly stated that he had some problems with this type of thing and was getting therapy. Yet, Casey still could not seem to explain why he was driving naked. How hard would it have been for him to explain that beating off through a zipper is extremely dangerous?

Needless to say, this weirdo was booked into the St Lucie County Jail on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior.