Man Injects Semen Into Co-Workers’ Yogurt
There is a certain risk factor involved with storing food in the office fridge. A co-worker might eat it, or worse, inject it with semen on thirteen different occasions. The Allentown Morning Call explains how Joseph Bartorillo got co-workers to eat his personal "yogurt."
Bartorillo, 60, allegedly "used a syringe to inject his semen into the yogurt containers his co-workers brought to work at the paper plant" on at least 13 occasions between October and May of 2009. Two workers noticed a strange odor and discovered pin holes in the foil lids of yogurt they brought for lunch.
The article doesn't mention why Bartorillo went on a semen shooting spree but he agreed to plead guilty to a single charge of tampering with a consumer product and faces a 10-year federal prison sentence and a $250,000 fine.
In a related story, yogurt companies are eager to cash in on this free publicity, and will unveil their new "Fruit on the bottom -- Semen somewhere in the middle" line of products in the Spring.
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