Well, that stinks! Now you can be written up farting too much around the office.

According to reports, a 38-year-old Social Security Administration worker was recently given a detailed five-page reprimand because his “uncontrollable flatulence” made for “intolerable” and “hostile” working conditions for many of the other employees.

It appears that after many complaints from co-workers, management was forced to address the smelly situation with an official letter detailing nearly 60 specific times where the worker allegedly dropped stink bombs near other employees. You know you stink when the federal government tells you about it in writing.

However, the accused gas passer claims that he is not causing all of this odorous trouble on purpose, as he suffers from a medical condition that makes it nearly impossible to control his windy indiscretions. Still, management has asked him to try “to make it to the restroom before releasing the awful and unpleasant odor,” as well as advised him to stop spreading the smell by turning his fan on after it happens. Yeah, oscillating flatulence would probably make us hostile too.

The report notes that the man plans to purchase Gas-X as a means for controlling his over active and extremely rotten colon. He also probably plans to find a new job as soon as possible, before he dies of embarrassment.

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