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March Is the Best Time to Uh, Come In Like a Lion
Regardless of whether you get it on in a filthy bathroom stall or a five-star hotel room, there isn't really a bad place to have sex, as far as we're concerned. However, a new study suggests that the month of March may actually be the best time of the year to do the deed.
An Israeli research team recently found that the potency of a man’s sperm is higher in March than it is during the rest of the year. Experts believe that this phenomenon is likely due to temperature changes that occur during this month. It takes about 70 days to produce a mature sperm cell, says Darius A. Paduch, M.D., Ph.D of Weill Cornell Medical College. For this reason, sperm kept alive by the winter chill are most ready to pillage a woman’s ovaries at the first sign of Spring. So that's what they mean when they say March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb! Okay fine, only the first part makes sense.
Incidentally, this means that your sperm are currently bouncing around in there like caged animals in heat. So for those of you looking to get into the baby making business, right now is probably a good time to get the assembly line working. If you are just trying to have some fun, might we suggest thoroughly cleaning your pipes, and wrapping that rascal in layers?
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