New Sex Cereal Has People Going Cuckoo for Boner Puffs

If you want to run a marathon, we've all learned that you should probably eat your Wheaties. However, if four rounds of nightly grudge-humping is more your speed, then you might want to consider feeding your sexual appetite by going cuckoo for boner puffs.

Seriously, there is a new Sex Cereal now being marketed across Canada that creator Peter Ehrlich says was scientifically formulated to give both men and women just the right amount of organ-pulsing nutrition to keep their boots-a-knocking for many years.

“Sexual health is so important,” said Ehrlich. “I wanted to create something sexy and fun in the health food industry because nothing is. Everything is very serious.”

Even though Sex Cereal got off to a bit of a limp start when it was first distributed last year, many retailers are now quick to get it up on the shelves, because they say people are buying it like crazy. Some potential customers may be deterred by Sex Cereal’s $12 price tag, but Ehrlich is quick to defend the cost of his product by saying that real ingredients like chia seeds, cacao nibs and camu camu do not come easy – at least not as easy as some of his customers. Get it. Get it.

And to think, we thought Sex Cereal was just something you tried to get your old lady to swallow before work in the mornings. You learn something new every day, folks.