![Nuke Your B.O. With This Armpit Microwaver](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2012/08/pit-nuker2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Nuke Your B.O. With This Armpit Microwaver
Let’s face it bros, we stink. Like bad. We work, we play, and we sweat; it’s just life, ya know? But what if you could eliminate your sweatiness and body odor for a whole year? Would you do it? Well, now you can.
This new armpit microwaving device zaps 22-30,000 sweat glands in your armpits, which can reduce your sweat (and your sweaty smell) by up to 82 percent. The effect can last for over a year, ensuring you’ll never need to spend your beer money on a stick of deodorant for twelve whole months!
A sweat zapping session with this new tech costs around $3,000, but it could be worth the price, especially if it means you could go without showering for a whole year.
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