We’re Sorry to Break it to You, But Your Grandparents Love Boning
We hate to be the one to tell you this, but it has come to our attention that old people are having a lot of sex. Why the hell else would these four be smiling like this?
The NY Post recently reported that the top three websites for getting some late-in-life love (Ourtime.com, Senior People Meet, and Senior Meet) have seen a surge in activity, noting a combined 4 million users between the three sites. What's worse -- gulp -- STD rates among those eligible for an AARP card has doubled in the past decade.
68-year-old widow Judy Tatman reports that she's had dates with over two dozen suitors since joining the online dating community, and has received shirtless mirror pics from more than a few classy Baby Boomer gents (one bold fellow pulled a Bret Favre and snapped a picture of his uh, "cane").
Just goes to show that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Now aren't you glad you taught your grandma/grandpa how to use the internet? We'd give anything for Will Smith to come around right now and pull one of these, so we can forget what we just learned: