Jameson LaMarca

Don't judge a book by it's cover, especially when that book is a harmless looking MMA fan who volunteers to fight you in a sand pit. Also, takedown defense and keeping your hands up are slightly more important than worrying about your hair.

Another MMA fighter is leaving the Octagon in favor of pro wrestlings' squared circle (and a circular cage, too).  Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson, former UFC Light Heavyweight champion, has signed with TNA Wrestling and Bellator MMA.

Video producer and proud Chapman University alum wekejay (real name: Wesley Freitas) has already made mashups of Carly Rae Jepson/'The Dark Knight Rises' and 'Big Trouble In Little China'/'Gangnam Style', but his homage to Justin Timberlake's 'Suit & Tie' and 'Iron Man' may be his most potent pop culture parody yet. Th...

Remember Will Sasso? He was one of the better parts of MadTV during its occasionally funny run on FOX.  Since then, he's appeared in several movies and TV shows, including 'Beverly Hills Ninja' (RIP Chris Farley), the short-lived 'Sh*t My Dad Says,' 'How I Met Your Mother,' and 'The Three Stooges.' We'll forgive him for that last one, he seems like a good dude.

It was reported this week that Hollywood mega-director and explosions enthusiast Michael Bay had apologized for his 1998 disaster flick 'Armageddon' during a red carpet interview for his latest, 'Pain and Gain.'  When word spread that his quote showed some degree of humility, he quickly took to his official forum to clear the air, stating he wished he'd had more time to edit and continued to throw

Google recently announced their new product, Glass, the strange looking eyewear which allows you to surf the web and take pictures and video all while looking like Jean-Claude Van Damme in "Universal Soldier."

March Madness took over many a TV set last week, and with so many upsets your bracket is probably looking more busted than a failed "Bronco Buster."  In between pointlessly caring about teams you have no allegiance to and gawking at the wife of the coach of this year's Cinderella story, you may have noticed a pretty pixie gracing your (hopefully) high-definition boob tube in Bud Light's

This really just made our week, no joke.

You ever go to a sporting event and think "Gosh, this National Anthem is dated.  R. Kelly would totally do a better job than that Francis Scott Key guy."  According to this petition to the White House, one proud patriot has suggested that 'The Star Spangled Banner' be retired in favor of 'Ignition (Remix).' Nearly 10,000 people agree and have signed the petition. God bless the internet

There may be hope for the existence of a real-life Superman.  He's a little young right now, but he's already got the attire, the awesomely nonchalant attitude, and the ability to fall out of a window and land on his feet.

We hate to be the one to tell you this, but it has come to our attention that old people are having a lot of sex. Why the hell else would these four be smiling like this?

There were fields, Neo. Endless fields where human beings are no longer born. We are grown." - Morpheus, 'The Matrix'

It is not difficult to see the obvious similarities between snakes and that all-governing sex organ in your pants: both are long, (technically) boneless and become keenly alert when stalking prey. Now the similarities are down-right uncanny...

Sometimes, when a man and a woman really love each other, they choose to express that love in certain ways. For instance, after a year or two of dating, a couple might move in together.  As things progress, they might get engaged, marry and have children.  If their relationship is really special, however, they might just get freaky in the middle of a Walmart.

Picture this scenario: you are in grade school, having lunch in the cafeteria, and all of a sudden someone yells out "food fight!"

School can be boring for adolescent men.  For every study hall or passable PE class there are several more dedicated to trigonometry and literature you are probably too young to appreciate (so you use "Cliff Notes" instead).  How ever will you pass the time until the bell rings?

Ah, "the day after" call.  It is an important gesture to maintain amicable relations after a hook up.  Even if you don't anticipate seeing the person again (to our female readers, we cannot stress enough that we are not encouraging such behavior), it's always a good move...

Here come the 'Men In Black' again. Yawn. Here comes Micaela Schaefer in a dress straight from Etsy (possibly Regretsy). Now we're awake!

"Caught with your pants down" is a phrase that someone probably uttered to you during an embarrassing situation. Most likely when you were a kid.

The Swedes -- They are good people.  Our friends from the Nordic north seem to do a lot of things well. Exhibits A-Z? Beautiful women from Greta Garbo to Malin Ackerman.  Ok, they do more than churn out stereotypically gorgeous light-hair, light-eyed actresses.  They also now churn out jaw-droppingly expensive underwear for men.