Get a "load" of this woman.

Meet Tracy Kiss, whose name is merely the second most memorable thing about her.

That's because number one is this tutorial in which she explains how to apply semen on your face to achieve a glow and maintain superior skin. That's right: she shows how to give a sperm facial.

Admitting the cock shock factor may scare people away from administering this unorthodox regimen, Kiss, 28, who suffers from rosacea, explains just how to use sperm to keep your face looking beautiful.

Now, you're probably thinking, what woman would cover her face with a guy's junk? Kiss answers that query by saying:

I think people are concerned with the thought of putting semen on their face but actually it's a very natural and healthy thing to do."

Yeah, if your name is Ashleeee with four "Es", there's a camera crew with a boom mic in the corner and you've only signed on to the project to show the range that can get you that Carl's Jr. commercial audition the director promised you in the back of his van.

Kiss also says, "Semen builds babies, they come out very soft and have beautiful skin, and it leaves my skin nice and soft so I'm very happy to use this as a facial," which begs the question: has she ever tried Dove? Same result, less shock value.

Kiss, a single mother, says she gets her sperm from a friend, which makes you wonder if that puts them in the murky "friends with benefits" category.

The video runs nearly 20 minutes, which we're willing to bet is 19 more than it takes this mystery "friend" to whip up a batch of his homemade elixir.

Go ahead and give it a watch. And then make sure to bottle up some of your seduction juice, put a bow around it for your significant other's Christmas present and see how long it takes before she slugs you.