A 31-year-old mother of four in Kennewick, Washington stripped down to her birthday suit after being accused of shoplifting at the Columbia Center Mall. We're 99% sure that's not why it's called a strip mall.

When security detained the woman, after she allegedly had taken merchandise, she got naked to prove her innocence and stayed undressed until police were called in. Once officers were on scene, the woman's 9-year-old daughter broke down and revealed a jewelry box hidden under her shirt.  Her other three children ran freely through the mall.

Though video showed the woman instructing her child to hide the jewelry she was not arrested.  The incident was forwarded to Child Protective Services.

If that's the way the woman shops, be glad you're not on her Christmas list. "These gift cards smell like the ocean."

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