Neal Lynch

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. We once had a girl respond to that question with, 'What's a polar bear?' Either she was the best troll ever or she was dumb as rocks. We've found a new ice breaker that is going to become a national sensation. You thought Suck 'n' Blow was intense, this one might end up in a worldwide baby boom pandemic.

We first featured Ackley, a 26-year-old "certified hustler" from Cali via Nebraska. Ackley appeared in November 2011, then again with her butt buddy Damsel in early June. She's back to remind us to fight for animal rights and to slap the bass. Drop the 'b' and we're talkin'.

Crystal's a 25-year-old model from Waynesboro, Georgia who's in the running for Bikini-USA's Ms. July 2012 contest.

Though the popularity of BASEketball never really took off after the movie's release, some vertical-minded entrepreneurs believe one of the greatest drinking games to ever come down the pike should get an infusion of basketball.

Growing up, we always got a weird feeling watching 'Mr. Wizard's World' on Nickelodeon. The old curmudgeon was full of knowledge and insight, but he imparted that brain power in the most arrogant manner. No wonder we opted for sci-fi - at least Emmett Brown's put downs are funny.

Meet Rhue -- a 24-year-old Canadian who's into underwater creatures but NOT Nic Cage. GASP! She must've hated this job application.

Of all the female comedians out there, Sarah Silverman might have the biggest balls. Actually, that's sexist. She's got bigger beans than most male comedians. This publicity stunt could be her ballsiest move to date.

Unless you're talking about Saturday Night Live's spoof commercial for AM Ale, one doesn't normally associate downing a tall, frosty brew with breakfast. Yet, Rogue Ale has gone all flip mode on everyone with their new Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple offering that will make mornings a little merrier.

Heather's a 24-year-old model from Charlotte, North Carolina who competed in the 2011 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant.

Lowe's has been big on bringing couples together by showing them teaming up to tackle home improvement. Their latest spot features a guy and his girl tearing apart their place with sledgehammers to, as The Phantoms song points out, 'make it beautiful'...

Meet LayTee -- a 21-year-old tattoo artist and model originally from southern Kentucky who now lives in California. She's into 1970s Saturday Night Live, sketching and 'handy men surprises.' We suggest showing up to her place wearing one of these.

Kendra's a 27-year-old model from Orlando, Florida who's been a 'Wrockette' and is Miss TransWorld WAKEBOARDING February 2012.

We featured Radeo -- a 23-year-old SuicideGirl who's from Irvington, Indiana but now lives in Ohio - back in November 2011. She's back and she's... Batman. We've heard she's got one helluva bat cave.

Even the most diehard of fanboys must be sick of all the 'Dark Knight' teasers and promos flooding their respective Batcaves. Just when you think you've hit your limit, 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' reaches into its utility belt and pulls out this ridiculous re-dub of the 'Dark Knight Rises' trailer voiced by everyone's favorite playpal Pee-Wee Herman.

Shantal is a 23-year-old model and full-time student who comes to us via The Babe Spot. She was born in Seattle and now lives in Tempe, Arizona. She plans to major in biology at Arizona State University, but also has aspirations of attending graduate school and becoming an actress.

We featured Kentessa back in early March -- now the 20 year old production assistant from Dallas is back to let us know that she likes to be in charge, but also likes it when the man takes control. Since her fantasy is school-themed, we order her to come to our office IMMEDIATELY following class.

It's official - this has been one of the hottest summers on record. That calls for ice cream all day every day. The best way to consume the tasty treat - and impress hippie chicks - is via cone. As long as you eat fast enough to avoid waste but slow enough to avoid brain freeze. So, it would make sense to apply that same shrewdness to other incredible edibles. Like pizza.

By now you've seen the blind dude who rattled off the best things about being blind - one of which was every girl is a "10." Let us introduce you to a '10' who happens to be legally blind.

Jordan is a 22-year-old model and Hooters Girl who was born and raised 'a Georgia peach,' but currently lives in Sin City.

It's no secret that Minnesota Twins backstop Joe Mauer is a hit with the ladies. Head and Shoulders would lead you to believe that it's gotta be the hair.