Hoover Hannah — Hot Mess of the Day

Name:  Hoover Hannah

Location: Rome, GA

Occupation: Art student

Hobbies: Sand art, nudist kickball, and practicing Objectum-sexual fetishism.

3 Things she Can’t Live Without: Spare parts, good suction, and room to roll around.

Skills: Flexibility, cleanliness, and body acceptance.

Her Motto: “Dyson sucks."

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