Kate Upton is the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl — Act Shocked
Kate Upton will once again grace the front cover of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. This isn't a repeat from 2012. Well, the news is a repeat, but the cover will be brand new.
Is there anyone in the world shocked by the fact that Kate Upton be on the front cover of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? Call your mom, she probably already knew too. Although she calls her Kate Upshaw. Like Kate Capshaw. Your mom can only remember one last name with shaw in it and she NEVER remembers Upton. Just stop calling your mom about this stuff.
In other obvious news, Kate Upton is still hot, Sports Illustrated is still in print and the mountains under Kate's jacket are as large as those in the distance. Probably much more fun to climb.