K. Thor Jensen

We dig ladies of all shapes and sizes -- tall, short, skinny, curvy – they’re all gorgeous to us.

Do you remember when people flipped out about secret messages encoded in backwards grooves on albums? Hell, do you even remember albums?

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It's Brooke Hogan's birthday is on May 5th, and we think that the Hulkster might hurt us if we don't declare her a Crush of the Day.

We first were interested in Santigold because she used to be called Santogold - a name taken from Santo Gold, the protagonist of bizarre 80s Z-movie 'Santo Gold's Blood Circus.' And then she got sued by Santo Gold! Changing her stage name to Santigold seemed to have resolved the issues, and her career has skyrocketed from there.

Whatever misgivings we may have about 'Dark Shadows' aside, Eva Green is by far hot enough to be our Crush of the Day.

Really, you've been putting it off for so long now. But you'll be getting your tax refund soon, so why not finally get that hovercraft you've been dreaming of?

Can't find the words to describe a mind-blowing image? Let the camera print them out for you.

Sure, everybody's walking out of 'The Avengers' talking about Scarly Jo in her leather Black Widow catsuit, but let's give a little love to Cobie Smulders, aka S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Maria Hill.

ABC's 'Revenge' is one of our favorite guilty pleasures on TV right now, so why not crush on star Emily VanCamp?

Have you ever been in an office situation where you absolutely had to perform violent physical mayhem on someone but didn't have a weapon handy to do it with? Holy coincidence us too! Well, we've got you covered.

If you're worried that your murdering skills won't be up to snuff for the zombie apocalypse, invest in some Bleeding Zombie Targets.

Let's venture into the world of rock for today's crush, the lissome Sharin Foo of the Raveonettes.

If your normal crossbows just aren't crazy and dangerous enough anymore, why not kick things up a notch with a laser-guided model that blasts spinning saw blades?

When people compare your body to Jessica Rabbit, you know you've got something going on. Melyssa Ford, better than a cartoon bombshell, is our 'Crush of the Day.'

Really, we should have made Emily Blunt the 'Crush of the Day' on 4/20 just for the last name joke, but this will have to do.

If an ironic retro T-shirt isn't doing it for you anymore, why not dress your girl up in one of these totally rad 'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' mini-dresses.

It's Jaime King's birthday today, and what better gift could a woman receive than to be named Crush of the Day?

Designed by Innespace Productions, the Seabreacher aims to bring the thrill of being a fish to our poor, feeble bodies. It's a watertight craft, outfitted with all the amenities, that you can manuever through the water much more nimbly than a traditional boat.

Sometimes you have to get dragged to a Nicholas Sparks movie to keep your lady happy. Thankfully, they have pretty girls in them.