Bull Rampages Through Crowded Bar

Stop us if you've heard this one: a bull runs into a crowded bar. That's it. No punchline but there is something funny about it -- the bar was full of people. The Telegraph explains how the bull got into the pub.The bull is thought to have come through an open door at the rear of the establishment while attempting to escape a cattle auction at the farmers market across the road. The rampaging animal knocked over bar stools, destroyed a pool table and butted holes into walls. He finished his performance by peeing on the floor. Sounds like the average night for most guys.

Oddly, this is not the first bull that has run through a public place in Ireland.

"In 2009 a young bullock charged down the aisles of a supermarket in Balllingrobe, Co Mayo after escaping from a mart a few hundred yards from the store entrance."

Talk about knock-down prices. Grocery store humor! Never gets old.

[Via The Telegraph]