Food

As guys, there are tons of basic rules we need to follow in order to ensure a clean sweep with the ladies, like faking that whole 'acting like a gentleman' crap and paying for meals.

The people have spoken and they're all discussing ham.

Happy November! Thanksgiving is officially on deck as our next holiday, and with it: awkward family dinners! To help, we're bringing you 15 surprising facts about turkey, so you have something to say to your uncle as he stuffs his face. We know you, though. You're like us -- you need a spoonful of sugar with your medicine. We're happy to oblige with some eye candy, while you learn.

All of our favorite sugar-filled breakfast treats are forever tainted thanks to Guillermo Fajardo.

Most of us make it to adulthood knowing what foods are considered aphrodisiacs that could be helpful in improving our chances for a little desert if you know what we mean. You don't, we mean sex. Strawberries, chocolate, oysters – all of them have a reputation for helping you have a reputation. But, while they might help you get the engines started, these aren’t the foods that will help you cross

If we didn’t down our morning cups of coffee, our days would be like Darryl Droppings’-- it would feel like pigeons were sharting on us the entire day.

SOLD.

The new Cone Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut-- with a crust made of 12 calzone-like cones stuffed with either cream cheese, honey mustard chicken, or both -- really is the perfect dish to push the US obesity rate over the illusive 75% mark. But, alas, it's only available in the Middle East.

There are many things we love in this world, and ranking high on that list are breakfast foods and The Beatles. So it should come as no surprise that we’re downright delighted that someone has finally decided to combine the two.

Don't get caught hungry at halftime - Cameron is here to show you how to "man up" your nachos for this weekend's NFL action.

Macaroons are easily the most feminine pastry choice. Actually, just saying ‘pastry choice’ made us lose about thirteen man points. Well, thanks to Miss Insomnia Tulip of Leeds, England, we can get our hands on some drool-worthy macaroons and feel pretty damn manly about it too.

Mike Pace spent almost ten years on the road with his band Oxford Collapse. In that time, he became a regional soda junkie. Here are his favorites from all the places he's stopped across America.

Lots of restaurants have a schtick: Dick's Last Resort in Las Vegas makes their patrons don huge paper hats with insults written on them, while Modern Toilet in Taiwan offers diners the chance to eat while sitting on a toilet bowl.

Hooters, the restaurant best known for bodacious waitresses who flaunt their womanly assets, is undergoing a makeover that includes a new menu, updated decor and an attempt to attract patrons who normally wouldn't be caught dead in the "breastaurant" -- women.

Trudging around the aisles of the huge supermarkets of America, searching for the rare but key items we always require is, quite frankly, a pain in the rear. Then we heard about the perfect solution: The new 'Man-Aisle' featured at Westside Market NYC’s store on the corner of Broadway and 110th Street.

Say what you will about marketers - most of 'em stink - but when it comes to understanding the cubicle monkey, they hit the nail on the head.

Kraft is generally considered to be a family-friendly brand that errs on the side of being tame (read: lame), but the food and beverage conglomerate has turned that approach upside down down under with this Australian TV spot featuring what appear to be naked bodies and a line worker calling out in ecstasy.

Vodka flavors are getting out of hand. We love buttered popcorn as much as the next guy - to the point where we always get the gigantic bucket at the movie theater despite our habit of overeating then fighting back vom-bombs - but, infusing that flavor into vodka will definitely have us on the horn with Ralph.

An entrepreneur named Doug Guller has purchased the small town of Bankersmith, Texas on Craigslist and re-named it after his breastaurant franchise named Bikinis.

Portlandia has endeared the nation, nay, the world to the weird charm of Stumptown aka Rose City. Many might not know the area is actually a strip club haven - with exotic dancers that are more akin to SuicideGirls than Hooters waitresses. If you need further reason why Portland should be your next travel destination - we present Portland's 2nd annual Bacon Cup, which combined man's favorite food