Model Alyssa Miller has been seen in fashion ads all over the world, from Italy to Germany to New York. But who cares about all that when she’s been in the most coveted magazine publication of all-time?  In 2011, Miller made her Sports Illustrated debut in the most spectacular edition: the Swimsuit Issue. We bought multiple copies. But before modeling was ever on her radar, Miller was set on becoming a professional soccer player.

Now let us take a moment and give sweet, sweet thanks that dream didn’t come true.

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