Name: Briana Gutty

Offense: Battery (Touch or Strike)

We're no legal beagles over here and our lawyer friends have stopped answering our emails and phone calls so we're in the dark, but you can notch a 'battery' charge for touching?!? If that's the case, call us Duracell. We get real handsy with a couple whiskeys in us.

How this girl ended up even getting to the mug shot is unreal - did she NOT pull the "I'm Eva Mendes" card? Either the arresting officer was a girl or he's got the strongest will power known to man.

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