Oh boy. This is the funnest part of being a model on Twitter. It's like your very own personal fashion show. You get to show off the 18 new dresses and sets of shoes you bought and decide which 15 of them you're going to return the next day.

Be sure to note which high end, trendy night club you have VIP access to and give shout-outs to your friends. Hint at how much trouble you're going to get into and remember, EVERY night out is #LadiesNight.

But, more importantly, you get incredible response from female and male followers alike. It's called, "killing two birds with one stone". The women will totally appreciate your choice of dress from a fashion / style standpoint while the gentlemen will provide their thoughts on how hot you look.

BTW, just as more o's on the end of 'so' is good, the more 'T's" at the end of hot, the better. For example, "Oh my God, you're sooooooo hotttttttttt!"

You can thank those aroused male followers on Twitter, but if any guy should do the same at the club, tweet about how creepy he is.

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