STEP 11: Upload Pics of Yourself as a Kid

Are your followers still in disbelief that you're human? Geez! Well, we have a surefire way to prove without a shadow of a doubt that you are flesh and blood and not genetically engineered in a lab somewhere - pics of yourself as a human child!

It's also crucial to impart unto your followers that hey, you weren't always smoking hot, you were once "an ugly duckling"! Braces, pigtails, teased hair, MISSING TEETH! Haha, oh man. Those were crazy times. You were teased and called names and picked on. But, you always had your [insert best friend | family member] there to pick you up when you were down. Without him or her, you wouldn't be the face-melter you are today. Awwwwwwwwwwww.