STEP 2: Complain About Guys Staring At You

Being hot sucks. All the ugly or average people just don't get it. When you're at the gym, the health food store, Starbucks or anywhere in a crowded public area, you're gonna have at least one really creepy guy eyeballing the boobs out of you.

Make sure to always start your complaint with "Ugh!" This lets the reader know that you are NOT happy with what's going down.

Make sure to mix in a generalized question after your complaint - "Why do guys stare? Don't they know how creepy it is? #smh". The hashtag #smh or - shaking my head - is key in this type of tweet. You need to indicate to the reader that you disapprove of said creeping.