STEP 4: Upload Pics from the Tanning Bed

How do you get such a rich brown complexion? Well, you're either born with it (or maybe it's maybelline...*barf*), you live in a permanently sunny place (contrary to belief, NOT Philadelphia), or you've got a premium deluxe membership to a tanning salon or gym with a tanning booth. If you're of the latter two groups, it is ESSENTIAL that you show your followers how you get that golden brown coloring. Let's be honest, without that tweet, people might suspect you're a witch or sorceress. You don't want to get stoned. At least, not by rocks.