Name: Jennifer Jensen

Offense: UNKNOWN

What in the wide world of willful law-breaking did Jen Jensen do to get the cuffs? One commenter suggested that maybe her cold sore did her in. We'd roll the dice and risk lip fungus with a marathon make-out session with her.

We suspect it had to be sex-related -- She's got the sex hair and that post-bone smirk. How is the dude taking this picture able to focus?

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