No. 3: Pissed Adult Star — Bad Girls With Smoking Hot Mug Shots

Name: Tori Black aka Michelle Chapman

Offense: Domestic Battery

The hottest porn star on our list of the Most Mind-Numbingly Hot Women of 2012 apparently also has a dark side - at least, when she's drunk.

In January 2012, she and her fiance got into a spat at a hotel after the AVN Awards. Black later admitted it was her fault. Real talk for a sec. Tori's 5'9" and 140 according to her bio. That's a decent size for a lady. Unless her fiance is that size or smaller, he has to be the biggest toolbag in the history of men. Sack up, take your lumps, and get a rowdy hump in.