Coco Crisp is an Athlete!

Coco Crisp is the major league baseball guy who’s currently the center fielder for the Oakland Athletics. You might also recognize him from his stints with the Boston Red Sox, Kansas City Royals, and the Cleveland Indians.

This is a classic case of nicknames that sound like porn masters. See, Coco is actually Corvelli Loyce Crisp, which is about as anti panty-dropper as you can get. The guy claims “Coco” was penned by his siblings who thought he looked like the cartoon on the cereal box, which is straight up mean. But man, that name must pay off!

“Hey fine lady, I’m Coco Crisp.” Bam-- he’s making around all bases tonight.