Harry Colon is an Athlete!

Get this-- that whole Harry Colon announcement fantasy was a reality at one point. The guy’s a former professional football player who started his career playing ball at the University of Missouri. After college Mr. hairy butthole was drafted to the New England Patriots. We’re immature and couldn’t resist.

His career later took him to he Detroit Lions, the Jacksonville Jaguars, and back to the Lions before retiring in 1997 from a neck injury. Despite having one of the most awesomely terrible names in the history of sports, the guy had an impressive football career. We salute you, Harry Colon.