Lou Charmelle — Porn Star or Pro Athlete?

We’ve got this one in the bag. Lou Charmelle is definitely one of those back-in-the-day basketball players who sports plaid bowties nowadays and greases his hair to the side to impress his wrinkled lady friends. Didn’t he have a brief stint as that washed-up game announcer a few years back, too?

Or is it that porno chick who has the whole exotic, “I might actually be a dude with the name Lou” thing going on?