Ed Balls is a Politician!

Tally the votes and count ours twice, because we’d definitely vote for an Ed Balls, if only for his name.

Turns out Mr. Balls has always been pretty damn cool, though. He studied at Oxford University, and yes-- he was an active member of those boring political clubs. But the important fun fact here is that Balls founded 'The Steamers', an all-male drinking club within the university.

The politician is currently Britain's Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. We have no idea what that means, but man does Ed Balls sound awesome!