Donald Deane has held a variety of jobs, including college English teacher, newspaper reporter/editor, internet project manager, dishwasher and dogcatcher. He now writes exclusively and has contributed to AOL TV and Moviefone among others.
10 Greatest ‘Family Guy’ Look-alikes
What's it like to go through life looking like a well-known cartoon character? Luckily, most of us will never know. But these unfortunate individuals all have the dubious distinction of looking like characters from 'Family Guy.'
The 10 Best Video Game Memes Ever
Check out our list of the 10 best video game memes below. Even if you're not a gamer, you're probably aware of at least several of these and maybe even used a few in your lifetime.
Ron Jeremy Returns to Work After Brush With Death
Proving once and for all that not even a life-threatening medical condition can keep a dedicated adult star down (pun!), legendary schtupper Ron Jeremy is back at work following two aneurysms near his heart that almost killed him several months ago. Thank god. Adult films just haven't been the same without him.
Selfless Man Goes on Statewide Bar Crawl for Charity
Normally, nothing good comes from overindulgence, but one man in Massachusetts is changing all that by drinking his way across the state for charity. He's a certified American hero! Sorry, this sort of selfless act always makes us a little emotional. Also, we're kind of drunk.
Cheerleader Makes Incredible Mid-Court Stunt Shot
It's anybody's guess whether this amazing mid-court stunt shot by a cheerleader at William Carey University in Hattiesburg, Miss, is real, but we sure hope so. Plus, rumor has it that the cheerleader in question also works for Hooters, so that makes her doubly alright in our book.
Commercial for Local Mattress Store is Awkward and Hysterical But Mostly Awkward
One of the great things about the internet is that anyone can enjoy 15 minutes of viral fame. Unfortunately, this also applies to the stars of this horrifyingly awkward local commercial for Trent Bedding in Bowling Green, Kentucky.
Check Out This A-Z List of the Best Movies Ever
We love movies as much as the next guy, but let's face it -- there are far too many out there to keep straight. We're fortunate, then, that the fine folks at Cool Material have created an A-Z list of the best flicks ever. Now if somebody could just update our Netflix queue for us, we'd be golden.
Drunk Man Pees in Cop Car, But Don’t Worry — He Was Wearing a Diaper
We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.
New Study Claims That Whoever Swiped Your V-Card Might Have Scarred You For Life and That Explains Everything For Us
If your first time was anything like ours, then you've probably spent most of your life trying to forget it; and new research suggests it might not be so easy. In fact, it says, the way a person loses their virginity can have a lasting impact for years to come. Yep, that sure explains a lot about us.
Allstate’s 2013 Super Bowl Commercial: ‘Mayhem’ Unleashes a Reign of Historical Terror
Allstate's 2013 Super Bowl commercial with the familiar and hilarious "Mayhem" character, which will air during Super Bowl 47, may be one of the greatest Super Bowl commercials ever.
Mercedes-Benz 2013 Super Bowl Commercial With Kate Upton Will Save Your Soul
Sure, this 2013 Mercedes-Benz Super Bowl 47 commercial involving Kate Upton may recycle the well-worn "deal with the devil" trope we've seen countless times before, but it's got one thing that sets it awesomely apart -- Willem Dafoe as Satan. Seriously, why hasn't anybody cast him in this role before? With his craggy face and low, menacing voice, he makes the perfect Beelzebub.
2-Year-Old Superfan Does Awesome WWE Superstar Impressions
At a time when most kids are learning their ABCs, young Nikoh Jones is busy mastering smack talk. This impossibly cute two-year-old does an amazing array of impressions where he mimics no fewer than half a dozen professional wrestlers. His performance is so adorable and sweet it's bound to cause tooth decay.
Go Daddy Super Bowl 2013 Commercial Forgets To Be Sexy
Go Daddy's 2013 Super Bowl commercial feels incomplete but we just can't figure out what the Super Bowl 47 ad is missing. Oh, right...HALF-NAKED WOMEN!
Toyota’s 2013 Super Bowl Commercial Involves Kaley Cuoco and That’s Good Enough For Us
Toyota's 2013 Super Bowl commercial involving Kaley Cuoco will definitely grabs viewers attention during Super Bowl 47.
New Twitter Video Sharing Service Quickly Becoming Porn Hub
Tired of trawling YouPorn or Pornhub for spank-worthy material? Well, an unlikely new contender for explicit eye candy has recently emerged in the form of Twitter's video sharing service Vine.
What Former NFL Star Peed Himself After a DUI Stop?
We enjoy our liquor as much as anybody, but when booze causes you to spontaneously pee yourself, it's probably time to cut back. Just ask former Washington Redskins defensive back Fred Smoot. He knows this better than anybody.
Husband Dumps Load of Poop On Cheating Wife’s Convertable
In a move that will delight jilted lovers everywhere, a U.K. man recently filled his wife's prized convertible with horse manure after learning that she was cheating on him. What a spectacular load of crap.
Naked Florida Maniac Breaks TV, Assaults Vacuum Cleaner and Masturbates — The Aristocrats!
All sorts of nutty stuff happens in Florida on a regular basis. Maybe it's the heat or the meth labs or both. Either way, this story of a naked maniac who ran amok is crazy even by the Sunshine State's standards. Now that's saying something.
Drunk Mom Creates Unintentional Social Commentary On Young Parenting By Getting Stuck in High Chair
We've done some dumb things after a night of drinking -- ask us about our butterfly tattoo -- but getting stuck in a piece of furniture (as far as we can recall) isn't one of them. That's not the case for our heroine today, though: a drunk 31-year-old mother, who intentionally wedged herself in a high chair and had to be rescued by the fire department.
Rare Ferrari Sells at Auction for Staggering $8.2 Million
A rare midnight blue 1958 Ferrari recently sold at an auction in Arizona for a staggering $8.2 million dollars, making it one of the priciest supercars in the world.