Chocolate Covered Brussels Sprouts Is Cruel Halloween TrickChocolate Covered Brussels Sprouts Is Cruel Halloween TrickSome poor trick-or-treaters are in for an unpleasant surprise.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Suing KFC for $20 Million for a Ridiculous ReasonWoman Suing KFC for $20 Million for a Ridiculous ReasonWell, this is finger lickin' absurd.Staff WriterStaff Writer
New Girl Scout Cookie Cereal Will Make Breakfast Great AgainNew Girl Scout Cookie Cereal Will Make Breakfast Great AgainGirl Scout cookies are no longer just a delicious, can't-stop-going-back-for-more treat.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Pizza Beer Koozie Is the Dudest Invention EverPizza Beer Koozie Is the Dudest Invention EverPizza and beer go together like Ken Bone and red sweaters. Now, they've achieved culinary nirvana by becoming one.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
The Pizza Mile Will Make You Cheer (And Possibly Vomit)The Pizza Mile Will Make You Cheer (And Possibly Vomit)Move over, beer mile. You've been replaced.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
#RuinADinnerinOnePhrase Won't Leave You Hungry for Laughs#RuinADinnerinOnePhrase Won't Leave You Hungry for LaughsThese comments will turn your stomach, which will already be hurting from all the laughing you'll do.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Hero for Our Times Creates the Political Pizza PartyHero for Our Times Creates the Political Pizza PartyThere's a choice for disenfran-cheesed voters.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Umm, Did Popeyes Serve Fried Rat to a Customer?Umm, Did Popeyes Serve Fried Rat to a Customer?It was fried, but it may not have been chicken.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Yutz Spices It Up by Bathing in 1,200 Bottles of Hot SauceYutz Spices It Up by Bathing in 1,200 Bottles of Hot SauceThat's gotta hurt.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Cooking Steaks on Lava Is the Hottest Thing AroundCooking Steaks on Lava Is the Hottest Thing AroundNow, this is fast food.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Pizza Hut's Playable DJ Box Will Have You Eating and DancingPizza Hut's Playable DJ Box Will Have You Eating and DancingFor such a simple food, the advances in pizza never seem to end.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Terrible Prankster Banned From Ordering PizzaTerrible Prankster Banned From Ordering PizzaA man's cheesy crime has had some devastating consequences.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Anyone Interested in Trying Some Succulent Nipple Bacon?Anyone Interested in Trying Some Succulent Nipple Bacon?"Nipple bacon." They're two words strung together that sound weird, like "Yummy! Tofu!," "vegetarian delight" or "Mmm! Cockroach!"GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Pizza ATM Is the Invention America Peppero-NeedsPizza ATM Is the Invention America Peppero-NeedsPizza is already a beloved food, but it's about to go to a whole new level of adoration.Staff WriterStaff Writer
McDonald's Walk-Thru Is the Future of Late Night DrinkingMcDonald's Walk-Thru Is the Future of Late Night DrinkingAfter a long night of drinking, you may have trouble standing on your two feet, which makes this all the more challenging.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Oops! Cops Somehow Mistake Doughnut Crumbs for MethOops! Cops Somehow Mistake Doughnut Crumbs for MethYou'd think the police would be a little smarter when it comes to doughnuts.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Always Order a Large Pizza, Says Wonderful ScienceAlways Order a Large Pizza, Says Wonderful ScienceBigger is better. That old axiom has once again been proven to be true.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Domino's New Burger Pizza Is the Best of Both WorldsDomino's New Burger Pizza Is the Best of Both WorldsCan't decide between burgers or pizza? Now, you don't have to.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Watch a Guy Eat a Stick of Butter Like a Candy BarWatch a Guy Eat a Stick of Butter Like a Candy BarThis guy is either really, really hungry or he wants to set the world record for highest cholesterol count.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
McDonald's Employee Shuts Down Idiotic Drive-Thru PranksterMcDonald's Employee Shuts Down Idiotic Drive-Thru PranksterDespite what you may have heard, the customer is not always right.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz